The Socialist Republic of The Almighty Country is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 20.232 billion Comrades are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rulingrad. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Comrade economy, worth a remarkable 7,456 trillion Tiempoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 368,557 Tiempoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, and immigrants who don't like the taste of Comrade Turnip Chips are immediately deported. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Almighty Country's national animal is the Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is XD.

The Almighty Country is ranked 290,548^th in the world and 5,116^th in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.21 kickbacks per hour.